Trips

This year im going on many trips. In one week im going to New Mexico to ski, ironic huh? In a month or so im going to Porto Rico. In summer im going to Florida, and in august im going to Canada. Im making this blog cause want you all to look at it and read it over and over again, and you will say, i wish i could go to those places! Ill just say, haha!

Private School

Advantages of a Private School

I am writing a paper about the advantages of being in a private school. Some things I will include in my paper is some advantages, why private school might help you with learning, and more.

In private school you might say it’s a better learning system, I agree. I agree because you get the opportunity to be taught individually by your teacher. You get the advantage of being taught individually because of your class size, which is very small. This also is a advantage because there aren’t as much distractions in the class.

Enough about the students, now let’s talk about the teachers. You don’t a lot of teachers in school. This benefit’s the student so he/she can connect with each teacher more.

I private school may benefit you if you are a hands on learner. If you aren’t understanding the subject one way, then your teacher will try to find a way to make it that you do understand.

So over all a private school could help you and a bunch of different ways. Learning, no distractions, hands on, fun, small class size, not a lot of teachers, and decent lunches, well, no promises on good lunches, butt other than that a private school will be to your advantage.

Most boring story i have written in my entire life. Ugh...

Blog? OR Restaurant City?

Well sadly, instead of resaurant city time im having blog time. Usually im playing restaurant city right now, but... i got in trouble for playing that in class... Crazy right? Crazy? I was crazy once! Then they locked me away! Then the worms came! I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Then they locked me away the the worms came! I hate worms, the drive me crazy! Crazy? ZYXWVUTSRQPOMLKJIHGFEDCBA!

Well im gonna end it here... before i get to crazy! Crazy?(Oh not again)

Story telling time

Candy Bar Madness

Candy Bar Lane had a history of gang violence, but not from the gangs you would expect. The gangs are Prep, Goth, and Emo. Let’s talk about the Emo gang first, they would be in this story but they were killed by a death pact a years before this happened. No one found the leader Jared’s body. The Prep leader Mitchell is a straight A student, but also a good fighter. Now the Goth leader, Toby was a juvenile delinquent who would kill without hesitation. Now, let’s tell you the tale of Candy Bar Lane.

It started on Candy Bar Lane over a simple vending machine candy bar between the Leader of the Goths and a member of the preps.

“It’s my candy bar,” said Toby.

“No its mine” said a prep member. “I could just stick my hand up the vending machine and get the candy bar, we could split it!”

“No I want mine whole.” said Toby.

The prep kid leaned against the vending machine to get the last candy bar, when Toby kicked the prep kid’s arm breaking it in three places.

All the other prep members were lounging around when they heard their friend scream out in pain. They all leaped up and rushed to the scene. When they got there they saw Toby’s Goth gang beating the prep kid senselessly. When Mitchell saw his prep kid dead, he lashed out loathing the Goths saying, “This mean’s war.”

All the kids leered at each other as they slowly pulled out their weapons. It seemed they were loaded with weapons because they were loaning them around. The Goths linked together and lurched at the prep kids. The kids lunged for battle since it left them three years ago. They finally lapsed together, their weapons at the full. But a few were still lulling around afraid to fight. One of the prep kids grabbed a Goth and lodged him into a locker shutting it on his head.

Some kids were easily cut down because they were lulling around from loss of blood. Underneath they dual blades of Toby and Mitchell many Goths and Preps fell, logged like trees.

Toby and Mitchell broke off from the fight. They fought around the block a few times before meeting back up with the main battle.

“Freeze!”

Everyone stop at the sound of Jared the Emo leader’s voice. As Michael Jackson came around the corner and said “hey what’s going on down here.” Jared pulled the pin out of a grenade and threw it at Michael Jackson who caught it and ate it. The grenade blew up, throwing shrapnel everywhere killing Michael Jackson.

Jared then put the barrel of a handgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. A flag popped out of his head, Mitchell walked up to Jared and pulled out the flag. On the flag was the word:

“Oops”

“What an idiot” Mitchell said.

“Yeah, at least were not like him” the Goth group agreed.

“What, are you saying we are?!” said the Prep group.

“…Maybe…” said Toby.

Then after a few seconds of silence, the war erupted again. A couple minutes later Mitchell and Toby were the only ones left. They leered closely at each other than began to fight. It was clear that Toby had the upper hand.

Toby and Mitchell never stayed with the main battle, by this time, they were all the way downtown. They loped up stairs of Microsoft Corporation. When they reached the top of the building they saw Bill Gates jumping off saying, “I hate my life.”

Splat! He hit the ground. They looked at each other confused; they then lost interest and started fighting again.

At the edge of the building (which was twenty stories high) Toby limped towards Mitchell thinking in his head, I’m going to push him off the building. At the last second Mitchell grabbed Toby and swung him over the edge of the building,

Toby looked down at the bottom below and said, “Why are we fighting.”

“I don’t know” Mitchell said confused.

“Oh no don’t tell me the candy bar started this” Toby said while looking down shaking his head.

“But that’s just a bunch of-“Suddenly a Javelin lanced through Mitchell’s back. Surprised he let go of Toby who fell off the roof. A few moments later, Toby screamed “I’m alright.”

As Toby was getting up, Mitchell fell off the building landing on Toby, running the javelin through them both. Nate looked down at the two he just killed. He walked down the building to candy-bar lane and walked to the alley where the vending machine was kept. He opened up the vending machine and took out the last candy bar. As he unwrapping the wrapper, he revealed chewed gum in the shape of a candy bar. He looked around at the massive carnage and said, “Gets them every time.”